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Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.09.17 16:18:00 -
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Our corp is being trolled by an ex-member who was expelled for getting increasingly delusional and disruptive. A few weeks after being kicked he sends the corp leadership this beautifully crafted piece of madness:
A couple of quick notes:
- I have no memory of sniperboy lending anybody anything, even a single unit of Trit.
- He was kicked from the corp, by me, for attempting to start a war between our corp and goonswarm (and others).
- I'm posting this here partially as a warning to others but mostly because it's pure fantasy and may amuse some of you :P
- The amount he claims we owe him varies greatly between a few million and several trillion isk.
*snip* Just read the rules about posting eve mails. Will summarise here shortly instead. Sorry guys :P |
Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.09.17 20:40:00 -
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Messoroz wrote:Don't give a man a hardon without finishing it off. "Happy ending" as requested: http://pastebin.com/XkB8bt2K If a moderator wants this taken down just reply or PM me and I will.
Feligast wrote:we're still wardeccing you, right? No idea why you'd want to mate
Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:obligatory "why would you hire someone named X" post I didn't hire him, he was part of the corp long before I joined and I ended up kicking him within a month of taking over the corp and alliance (it wasn't planned that way but he was never going to last long with that kind of attitude). |
Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.09.17 21:41:00 -
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Feligast wrote:Over/under on the age of the mailwriter is set at 13. Yeah I've not been able to figure his age out for sure, he's been playing eve for over 5 years so I'd guess he's around 17 ish minimum and some of the guys in the corp who heard him on Vent said he sounded older too. Shame he acts his shoe size rather than his age though.
Tikera Tissant wrote:Come on guys. Be nice. What a Poor guy Yeah I do feel kinda sorry for him. He'd have to be on very thin mental ice to think anyone would fall for the stuff he's been trying to pull on us. I hope he sees this and figures that it's just not worth the effort trolling or trying to scam us (or anyone else).
Really I feel no serious ill-will toward the guy since he didn't manage to do any real damage but anyone thinking of trusting him with anything valuable should think again.
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Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.09.20 05:36:00 -
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The saga continues!
http://pastebin.com/0H7KLwj6
The best bit: "CCP does get involved in these things with me because of what has happened with my account a few years back. I am the only one they do this with that they have told me about." |
Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.09.20 16:10:00 -
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Daemon Ceed wrote:..Just do yourself a favor an block him...that is unless you gain much entertainment from his babbling diatribe... Enjoying the Tears of Impotent RageGäó too much to block him. Plus, he hasn't seen this forum thread yet. Much fun will be had when he does :P
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Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.09.20 17:33:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:Sounds like an attempted haiku.
No Phoenix for him; Tears of Rage fall on deaf ears! Commit seppuku? How's this:
CCP will yank loans only for sniperboy and nobody else.
Cattegirn wrote:I agree with this.
OP - No offence, but this really looks to me like a pre-emptive campaign to discredit the cash you may have taken from him. The emails posted don't make him look like a nut, he just looks like he thinks you're stupid enough to believe him (re:ccp). I guess I'm missing something though because plenty of people are enjoying the thread. :) To me he seems like your usual eccentric eve player. He may well have lent or given isk to the previous corp leaders, I don't know as I've never seen any actual evidence of it and it was before my time. I've not taken anything from him apart from hot air of the type he sent in those mails. He's always been big on threats and low on action, so instead of blocking I thought I'd share the lulz :P
According to him he's one of the greatest players in Eve and has many personal friends in CCP. I've never been sure whether everything he says is bulls**t or just most of it... |
Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.09.24 11:29:00 -
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He's back! http://pastebin.com/0m1kt2V4
Apparently CCP will not contact me and I cannot contact them. Funny, I wonder who all the people whose names begin with CCP are then... |
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Posted - 2011.09.25 18:17:00 -
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Celery Man wrote:Why would CCP talk to you? you take all your meds, and you know how they feel about that.. Forever Alone |
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Posted - 2011.09.25 19:19:00 -
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Killstealing wrote:I like this version more. AAARGH MY EARS
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Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.10.03 08:52:00 -
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Nothing for a week then two at once!
http://pastebin.com/GhDhyfK7 |
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Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.10.03 13:30:00 -
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Austneal wrote:The next time he contacts you, should point him towards this thread :P Done!
Check the last mail in this list http://pastebin.com/1D8D6AA7 (reordered chonologically for easy reading). |
Bunglist Powah
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Posted - 2011.10.07 13:24:00 -
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vasavia wrote:Oh no. Not the Scope! I think he might have got confused and mean these guys: http://www.scope.org.uk/ - "Our vision is a world where disabled people have the same opportunities to fulfil their life ambitions as non-disabled people."
I'm not sure that being a massive **** qualifies as a disability though...
Mortis vonShadow wrote:Thanks to the OP for sharing. You are very welcome!
I present you with two new mails from Sniperboy and one back from me. I've added them to the bottom of the Omnibus pastebin post: http://pastebin.com/1D8D6AA7
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